Right, before we go any further, let’s get this out of the way.
Exaggerated Tom DeLonge voice: Wheeeeere are yyyyyyyouuuu? An I’mmme so sowrrrrry… DON’T WASTE YOUR TYYYYYM ON ME, YOU’RE ALREADEEEE THE VOYYYCE INSYYYDE MUY EDDD.
Right, good, that’s out of the system. Now on to more pressing matters – former Blink-182 singer and guitarist Tom DeLonge has claimed that he’s going to reveal the truth about aliens.